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Electricity originates inside clouds. There, it
forms into lightning, which is attracted to the
Earth by golfers. After entering the ground, the
electricity hardens into coal, which, when dug up
by power companies and burned in big ovens called
'generators,' turns back into electricity. where
it is transformed by TV sets into commercials for
beer, which passes through the consumers and back
into the ground, thus completing what is known as
a 'circuit.'
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