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No matter how liberated she is, every woman still
wants a husband. No one knows why, but it's true.
Modern Manners demands then that whenever you
visit a single woman, you should put your feet up
on her furniture, smoke stinky cigars, and refuse
to take the garbage out. Identify with the role
and try to be a husband at all times. Ask every
single woman you know, 'When's dinner?' or 'Why
you putting on so much weight.
--P. J. O'Rourke Random Quote of the DayContradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth.--Blaise Pascal (1623-1662) |
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