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Body in the Trunk A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: "May I see your driver's license?" Driver: "I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI." Officer: "May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?" Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. Officer: "The car is stolen?" Driver: "That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there". Officer: "There's a gun in the glove box/" Driver: "Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk." Officer: "There's a BODY in the TRUNK?" Driver: "Yes, sir." Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation. Captain: "Sir, can I see your license?" Driver: "Sure. Here it is." It was valid. Captain: "Whose car is this?" Driver: "It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card." The driver owned the car. Captain: "Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?" Driver: "Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it." Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box. Captain: "Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it." Driver: "No problem." Trunk is opened; no body. Captain: "I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk. Driver: "Yeah? I'll bet the big liar told you I was speeding, too."

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