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Coma Joke - Where am I and How's the Economy?Patient: "Huh? What? Where am I?"Nurse: "You're in the hospital. You've been in a coma." Patient: "How long was I in a coma?" Nurse: "Ten years" Patient: "Wow... Who's President?" Nurse: "Bush" Patient: <pause> Patient: "How's the economy?" Nurse: "Lotta layoffs" Patient: <longer pause> Patient: "Who else is in the White House?" Nurse: "Cheney and Powell" Patient: <even longer pause> Patient: "Are we by any chance bombing Iraq?" Nurse: "Yep" Patient: "HOW long was I..." Nurse: "Ten years" |
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