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George Bush and Intelligence Joke

While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with
the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She
says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people.

He asks how she knows if they're intelligent. "I do so by
asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me
to demonstrate."

She phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister. Please
answer this question:

Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and
this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"

Tony Blair responds, "It's me, ma'am."

"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She
hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"

"Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"

Upon returning to Washington, he decides he'd better put the
Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the
test. He summons Jesse Helms to the White House and says,
"Senator Helms, I wonder if you can answer a question for
me."

"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?" "Uhh, your mother
has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is
not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Helms hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it
and get back to you?" Bush agrees, and Helms leaves.

Helms immediately calls a meeting of other senior Republican
senators, and they puzzle over the question for several
hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in
desperation, Helms calls Colin Powell at the State Department
and explains his problem.

"Now lookee here, son, your mother has a child, and your
father has a child, and this child is not your brother or
your sister. Who is it?" Powell answers immediately, "It's
me, of course, you dumb cracker."

Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House and
exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's
Colin Powell!"

And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, it's Tony Blair."

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