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Knock Knock
Who's there!
Aardvark!
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Baby Owl!
Baby Owl who?
Baby Owl see you later, maybe I won't!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
C-2!
C-2 who?
C-2 it that you don't forget my name next time!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Danielle!
Danielle who?
Danielle so loud, I heard you the first time!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ears!
Ears who?
Ears looking at you!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Fanny!
Fanny who?
Fanny the way you keep saying " Who's there?" everytime I knock!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Germaine!
Germaine who!
Germaine you don't recognize me!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Haiti!
Haiti who?
Haiti see a good thing go to waste!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Idaho!
Idaho who?
Idaho'd the whole garden but I was tired!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Jacques!
Jacques who?
Jacques of all trades!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kareem!
Kareem who?
Kareem of the crop!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Lemming!
Lemmming who?
Lemming tree very pretty, and the lemon flower is sweet!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Manny!
Manny who?
Manny are called, but few are chosen!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Nadya!
Nadya who?
Nadya head if you understand what I'm saying!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Oily!
Oily who?
The Oily bird catches the worm!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Panther!
Panther who?
Panther what you wear on your legth!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Queen!
Queen who?
Queen as a whistle!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Radio!
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sadie!
Sadie who?
Sadie Pledge of Allegiance!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Tarzan!
Tarzan who?
Tarzan stripes forever!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Usher!
Usher who?
Usher wish you would let me in!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Vaughan!
Vaughan who?
Vaughan day my prince will come!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Watusi!
Watusi who?
Watusi is what you get!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Xenia!
Xenia who?
Xenia stealing my sweets!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Yacht!
Yacht who?
Yacht a know me by know!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Zany!
Zany who?
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