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Lobster and Clam Joke (PUN)Once upon a time, there was Larry the Lobster and Stan the Clam. Theywere the best of friends. One day, they were both killed. Larry the Lobster went to Heaven and Stan the Clam went to Hell. Larry the Lobster missed Stan the Clam so much, he asked God if he could go to Hell to visit Stan. God agreed, but he told Larry not to forget his harp. Larry the Lobster agreed and down to Hell he went. When he found Stan the Clam, he had his own Disco in hell. Larry the Lobster had such a great time with Stan the Clam, that he lost all track of time. Larry heard the voice of God saying "Larry you must come back to Heaven." Larry ran as fast as he could back to Heaven. When God saw Larry, he said, "Where is your Harp?" Larry replied, "I left my Harp in Stan Clam's Disco." |
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