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More... Kids Say the Darndest Things A little girl came home from second grade, excited to tell her mother what she had learned. "Mom, today we learned how to make babies!" Her apprehensive mother sat down and asked, "Well, how do you make babies?" The girl proudly announced, "It's easy. Just change the *y* to *i* and add *es*. A grandmother and granddaughter were talking when the young girl asked, "Did God make you, Grandma?" "Yes, God made me." "Did God make me too?" "Yes, He did," For a few minutes the little girl seemed to be studying her grandma, as well as her own reflection in the mirror, while her grandmother wondered what was running through her mind. At last she spoke up. "You know, Grandma," she said, "God's doing a lot better job lately!" |
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