Famous Quotes

Famous Sayings Famous Quotes Cute Quotes

Cute Quotes

Famous Quotes - Famous Jokes

Famous Quotes and Famous Jokes

Famous Quotes

Famous Jokes

Famous Quotes

Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes - Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Sayings

Funny Quotes Love Quotes Life Quotes

Funny Jokes, Love Jokes, Life Jokes

Love Quotes

Famous Quotes

Famous Quotes

Famous Quotes powered by FreeFind

Not Speeding Officer Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies -- two in the front seat and three in the back-wide eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?" "Ma'am," the officer replies, "you weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers." "Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly...twenty- two miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly. The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error. "But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time," the officer asks. "Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off Route 119."

Healthy Chicken Recipes Chicken Recipes Gardening and Gardens Quotes . Vegetable Gardening Lots more famous quotes and famous jokes! Famous Quotes Famous Quotes Famous Quotes Famous Jokes Recipes Love Quotes Love Quotes Love Quotes Phoenix Arizona Spelling Spelling Search Engine Optimization Webrings - Web Rings Funny Jokes Blonde Jokes Clean Jokes Lawyer Jokes Computer Jokes Quotations

Famous Quotes ... Famous Quotes

Baseball Quotes

Baseball Jokes

Loss of the Titanic
Babylonia
Checkov
Jokes
Famous Quotes
Famous Recipes

Famous Quotes

Adversity Quotes Advice Quotes Age Quotes Alcoholism Quotes Ambition Quotes America Quotes Birth Quotes Civilization Quotes Computer Quotes Divorce Quotes Educational Quotes Faith Quotes Famous Quotes Friendship Quotes Funny Quotes Government Quotes Graduation Quotes Insulting Quotes Love Poems Love Quotes Marriage Quotes Movie Quotes Patriotic Quotes Philosophy Quotes Quotable Quotes Technology Quotes Wedding Quotes