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Sunday Sermon New Preacher Joke The new minister had just been assigned to his first church, a rural church in the range land of Wyoming. To make sure of setting a good first impression, he worked diligently on his first sermon to make sure that it was suitable for his first Sunday. When Sunday arrived, it was a cold, windy and cloudy day. As the hour of the service grew near, the only one to arrive was a thin, grizzled old cowboy that sat in the middle of the church. The new minister was not taken aback, he was prepared and soon launched into his eloquent sermon he had spent the last week preparing. For more than an hour he launched scripture, fire and brimstone, all directed at his congregation of one. Finally at the end of nearly two hours he brought the service to it's end. Eager to know how his sermon had been received by his parishioner, he proudly shook the hand of the cowboy at the door and asked the lone cowboy how he had liked the sermon. Not wanting to hurt the minister's feelings, the cowboy scratched his chin for a minute, set his hat back on his head and said, " Well, I tell you reverend, I don't really know a lot about sermons. But I do know a lot about cows. And one parallel does come to mind." The new minister is now all ears, and says "yes, yes, do go on." "Well sir," says the cowboy ,"If I go out to feed the herd of cows and only one cow shows up to be fed, I sure don't dump the whole wagon load of feed."

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