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Things You'll Never Hear a Father Say

Things You'll Never Hear a Father Say

10. Well, how 'bout that? I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask
for directions.

9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for
unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?

8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain hostile attitude. I like
that.

7. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car. GO CRAZY!!

6. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating's not good
enough for you, son?

5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend. You might want to
consider throwing a party.

4. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those
doo-hickey thingies--ya know-- that makes it run or something. Just have it
towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.

3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring. Now
quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall.

2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to
spend. Here's $100.

1. What do I want for Father's day? Aahh -- don't worry about that. It's
no big deal.

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