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Three Old Sisters Three old sisters, 92, 94, and 96 years old, respectively, all lived together. One day the oldest drew a bath. She put one foot in the water, paused, then called down stairs to her sisters, "Am I getting in the tub or out of the tub?" The middle sister started up the stairs to help, then paused and called back downstairs, "Was I going up or coming down?" The youngest sister, who was sitting at the kitchen table having tea said, "I guess I'll have to help. I hope I never get that forgetful!" and knocked on wood. She got up, then paused, and called, "I'll come up as soon as I see who's at the door!" WAIT....! DID YOU SEND THIS JOKE TO ME OR WAS I SENDING IT TO YOU??? |
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